i chose not to post my post on this blog. (haha! 'post my post'... why does this stuff crack me up?!). instead, i chose to post it on my own blog. i figured it's best for me to take up a lot of space in my own space. damn. i'm on a roll.

so, if you choose to accept... please feel free to accept this viewing invitation to my blog post at daringliontamer213.

thanks for reading. and uh, btw, i wrote it very fast. can't say i didn't warn you. somehow....

Jeez Chineez: V-DAY

The day of looooove. Valentine's Day is just around the corner!! And I have never been less interested! Don't get me wrong...I am always all about Valentine's Day. But give me my husband returning from a deployment in Iraq any day and Valentine's Day is officially blown clear out of the water. However...we still want to do something nice...after all, it is Valentine's Day. About two weeks ago, I called a restaurant we both like to make Valentine's Day reservations. Little did I know that this particular restaurant did not believe in love, Valentine's Day, or having a good time. It's a shame really. Read on:
"Hi, are you accepting reservations for Valentine's Day?"
"Yes, we are!"
"Okay, I'd like to make a reservation."
"Okay, how many?"
"Two."
"Oh, I'm sorry. We only accept reservations of 4 or more..."
"........................even though.......it's......Valentine's Day?"
"Yeah."
"Okay...uh...uh...uh...uh...well...uh...bye..."
Yes. This is a true story. Some businesses just don't use common sense. So John and I are just going to have to find one that does. I boycott stupidity. Sorry unnamed restaurant. As lovely as your food is, I don't want to spend Valentine's Day eating with a crowd of people. Since I haven't seen my husband in over 6 months, I plan on having a romantic candle-lit dinner with him. Period. Reservation for TWO. Period. And YOU just don't cut the grade this Valentine's Day.
In fact...you know what? Screw restaurants! I'm going to make the kickest assest (true story) Valentine's Day meal EVER. Eat that!