Tattoo Alert

Latest tattoo. I am stoked. Stoke-a-loked. I got James 1:17 tattooed on my arm. I was reading our wedding vows the other day (and tearing up...cheeseball!) and a verse from the Bible in John's vows stuck out to me. I suddenly realized with chills that not only is James 1:17 an amazing and powerful verse, but 1.17 is also our WEDDING date too. I thought maybe he planned that so I checked with him. NOPE. Totally not planned. It feels like such a huge gift. I've been searching for the perfect verse for awhile now. I knew I finally found it. Or more...it found me.

JeeVee: What a Special Day!

What a GREAT DAY!

Today is not ONLY Friday the 13th...[oooh, cue the horror music]...but it is also..the day when:

The American space probe, Mariner 9, becomes the first spacecraft to orbit another planet successfully, swinging into its planned trajectory around Mars back in 1971

The new Constitution of Greece is adopted in 1864

Great Britain defeats France to capture the first ever Rugby League World Cup in Paris in front of around 30,000 spectators in 1954

Rachel Wheeler (formally known as Jackson) was born in to the world in 1985.

Chinese (Cantonese)	生日快樂 (sàangyaht faailohk)
Chinese (Hakka)	生日快樂 (sang niyt khwài lók)
Chinese (Hokkien)	生日快樂 (Sen-jít khoài-lók)
Chinese (Mandarin)	生日快樂 [生日快乐] (shēngrì kuàilè)
Chinese (Shanghainese)	生日快乐 (sinni kualoq)

It said all of that meant Happy Birthday! Let's hope so! haha

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Have a fantastic day!! We miss ya!

JeeVee: Just 6 Easy Steps

We seem to be having an issue with the "toilet paper roll changings." For a while, it was good...and all of a sudden...BAM!

Dear Katy goes in to take care of business...to her surprise and disappointment, she finds not just an empty roll of toilet paper on the holder, but a new one sitting on top of it.

C'mon 'mystery non-changing the toilet paper' person, just a couple more steps and you would have been victorious!

I present to you...a nifty 'step-by-step' guide to help you through it, created by our very own, Ashley.

Yes, folks...she demonstrated and photographed herself defeating this difficult task to assist those who are too ashamed to ask for any help. And it is displayed, where? Well, conveniently right above the toilet paper roll holder. Good thinkin' lincoln.

See, not so bad huh? Step 2 may have been quite a challenge, but...boy does it feel good when all is said and done.

Jeez Chineez: Oh Goodness...

So...I confess. I started reading the Twilight books. Last night. And I'm already over a third way through the first. Yes. I'm a nerd. Some people may be fuming with uncontrollable (and unexplainable) anger right about now at the idea of this...but hey...it's actually a very good book...and I'm enjoying it. And it gives me something to do at night besides avoid sleep because I miss my husband (cue pity)...I heart reading. Of course...reading a romantic book about a sexy vampire doesn't exactly help the situation. But...that's besides the point.

I also bought a ticket for midnight November 19th to see the first showing of New Moon with several of my friends. *guilty smile*

What?? Don't look at me like that!! You know you're just friggin JEALOUS and Edward totally likes me MORE!!! *tear*

Jeez Chineez: Backwards Motorboat

It's FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

It's been one of those weeks so I am beyond stoked that it's over. Early-week I ran out of milk...and never had a chance to run out and get any. Then this morning I ran out of creamer mid-making coffee. Yeah. Crap. But thankfully I had the brilliant idea to use eggnog instead. YUM!! Big fan. Who needs creamer anyway?

Last night I went to Outback for the second time ever. And it proved itself worthy of my attention again. The last time I went there I was backward motorboated (Yes...I coined the phrase. Basically, it's when someone brushes their boobs against the back of your head. YUUUUUCK.) by a well-endowed waitress. Most awkward moment. Instead of reaching around to the right or left of me to put my plate in front of me, she decided the best tact would be to wrap her arms around me and place it over me...like a 4 year old...all the while brushing the back of my head (more like SMACKING the back of my head) with her boobs. What. The. Crap. To make things even crappier, my meal looked like I had done something to offend the kitchen. When the waitress asked for my order, she asked 'Do you want a potato with that?' Now NORMALLY in NORMAL LIFE, this would mean she was asking if I wanted an ADDITIONAL potato. You don't ask someone if they want the garnishes that come with their meal already. Because that's just retarded. Well...in this case, she was retarded. My meal came and was a ginormous place with two tiny little pork chops in the very center...and nothing else. Nada. No garnishes, no sides, nothing. I looked at my friend like "What did I do??" And this was after recovering the boob incident.

Thankfully, no boob incidents occured last night (male waiter....fewf!) although he did crack a joke about his divorce which was super awkward. But the food was good...and I actually got garnishes and sides! What a treat. Ha.

So...share your awkward restaurant horror stories. NOW.

JeeVee: Go Ashley, it's Yo Birfday...

we're gonna party like it's yo birfday....

Struttin' her stuff and lookin' all sassy with a new do! Ashley is celebrating her 28th birthday today!

double scarf - ing it....cause I just got her that one for her bday! :)

JeeVee: Grashley Foostastic

What is this? Apparently, team Gretchen & Ashley are Godzilla like in the mywedding.com foosball arena. We've crossed over the boundaries that hold us in DeVign...and have made it to the infamous Monthly Sales Board! Check it out!!

yes...the picture is a bit strange...scary even. but...still cool! :D