Jeez Chineez: Breakfast with Georgie

I know not everyone loves cats so I will try not to make this a regular thing. But I have to share sometimes how odd and funny my kitties really are. For example, George will eat anything. Really. Anything. He's already had stomach surgery for eating a plastic razor sharp "star." I still have yet to figure out what exactly it is. Yes, they gave it back to me after the surgery and yes I still have it. Yes, gross. I know. But he will truly eat anything. And this is how I spend most mornings and most breakfasts (except photoshop elements is not usually on the menu). With him staring greedily into my cereal or oatmeal or cream of wheat (mmmm) bowl. I have caught him countless times with an entire mouthful of mini-wheats before when I wasn't looking. Hence why I never let my cereal out of my sight now days. Both of my cats like watermelon (you can watch a video of this on my facebook) and my other cat Bean is convinced she likes coffee grounds. I don't think it's true. But she is convinced nonetheless. George also has an obsession with his own butt. He likes to wake me up in the morning by mooning me. I don't know what his deal is.
All this is to say...my cats are weird. But aren't they all? Ni-col-a can attest to this.